Nothing proves the justice system sucks more than this crap. In case you haven’t heard, Nick Hogan was released from jail today after serving only 166 days of his 8-month sentence for nearly killing his friend. At about 12:30 this morning (Tuesday), Nick walked (something his victim will never do again) out of jail and met his waiting sister, Brooke. They embraced in a very uncomfortable fashion and said nothing to reporters as they... 

There’s something rotten in the state of Denmark. Or at least in the Los Angeles prison system. I can understand why celebrities serving jail time for non-injury DUIs are released early; just the humiliation of being behind bars can be punishment enough. But Nick Bollea 3 months early? Really?? And for good behavior, nonetheless! Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. “That’s not early, that’s when he would normally... 

And oh, and what a club it is – complete with celebrity members ranging from Paris Hilton to Michelle Rodriguez to Nick Nolte. Somewhere between 2:30 and 3:00 Sunday morning, Shia LaBeouf was attempting to make a left turn when his truck made contact with another vehicle, causing his truck to flip. According to sources, it was apparent that the injured Shia was intoxicated; he was arrested for a misdemeanor. The 22-year-old actor was... 

Guess where I am. In my new place! And I’m on the internet. Ooooh…so exciting. No more commuting to the old place just to use the computer. So is it just me, or is Hollywood a little boring right now? Gone it seems are the days of a coked up Lindsay and pantiless Britney. Long gone is skanky Paris. Even Amy Winehouse is boring; now that’s she practically dying or something. What is the celebrity world coming to? The best... 

He also says he still loves his soon-to-be ex-wife Linda, “I unconditionally love my wife, even though we’re not together anymore…The Linda that I know was a great mother and a great person.” Was?? Very interesting; so many things to be read between those lines. As for VH1, Hulk Hogan thinks, “letting cameras into their home for their hit VH1 show, Hogan Knows Best, may have been a mistake: ‘I just think... 

Well hello there! Feels like forever since we’ve shot the shit and discussed the Hollywood poop. Accept my apology and allow me make up for lost time….. VH1 Best Week Ever Robert Downey Jr. And His Golden Turd Check out this vintage picture of Hollywood A-Lister and Iron Man star Robert Downey Jr. from back in his high school days. The Gossip Fix This Makes Me So Angry Nick Hogan crying on the jail phone to his dad pleading to... 

Jennifer Lopez states the obvious – her monkey man husband has planted his monkey seed and soon they will have a monkey baby…Anything Hollywood Paula Abdul is single. Again. The woman needs to get a clue, stack up on batteries, and call it a day. Hey, we can’t all meet Mr. Right…Bricks and Stones Gossip Britney Spears is a menace to society and really needs to be stapled to a wall somewhere until she faces the truth....