Am I the only one who is totally shocked that Mariah and Nick are still married? They actually lasted a full year. Totally didn’t see that one coming. Celebrity Mound The ShamWow guy went medieval on some bite happy blonde hooker. You have to see the pictures! F-Listed There’s a voice mail circulating that is supposedly Britney Spears talking to a lawyer about getting rid of her dad and the conservatorship. It’s from January, and seeing... 

The Richie Rich Fall/Winter 2009 Collection fashion show was Wednesday night, and all I have to say is…..Pamela Anderson is friggin’ nasty! Like tore-back whore nasty. Seriously! What the hell is her problem? Is there no one around her with enough balls to tell her how horrible she looks? And what sort of damage is walking around looking so nasty doing to her young boys? Give it up already Pam! We don’t want to see the grossness that... 

Well hello there! Feels like forever since we’ve shot the shit and discussed the Hollywood poop. Accept my apology and allow me make up for lost time….. VH1 Best Week Ever Robert Downey Jr. And His Golden Turd Check out this vintage picture of Hollywood A-Lister and Iron Man star Robert Downey Jr. from back in his high school days. The Gossip Fix This Makes Me So Angry Nick Hogan crying on the jail phone to his dad pleading to... 

Pamela Anderson is going back to Canada. But don’t hold your breath, it won’t be until sometime next decade… “Five more years of tits and ass and I’ll go back to Canada,” she says. “I’ve got some land. It’ll be time.” Oh Please God Let This Be True – The Evil Beet Christina Aguilera has a big belly, and no tan lines… “We were planning on starting to try after the [Nov. 2006-May 2007 Back to Basics] tour....