And she doesn’t know how to give a decent lap dance. Paris Hilton and the current love of her life Doug Reinhardt partied it up in Cannes this past week and disgusted all those with whom they came in contact. The gross PDA couple was at the VIP night club in Cannes when Paris decided it would be a good idea to give Doug a drunken lap dance. Side Note: What happened to all that women’s charity work Paris Hilton told Larry King she was... 

Lock her up! While we were tucked nicely in our beds during the wee hours of this morning, Lindsay Lohan was driving the streets of Santa Monica chasing her (newly) ex-assistant’s mom. This is how the story goes…. Lindsay’s assistant quits. Lindsay gets wasted. Lindsay takes someone’s SUV and chases her assistant’s mom. The mom doesn’t know its Lindsay and calls the police. Police respond to a call of... 

I took some notes last night as I watched Paris Hilton spew forth verbal crap on Larry King Live. *voice is deeper – her real voice – not her high-pitched “dumb” voice *not wearing a lot of makeup, very natural looking *simple hair and clothing *fake eyelashes are annoying *says she only lost a couple of pounds *says all the “girls” there were really nice *admits to having a high voice when she’s nervous or shy, and says she... 

I don’t know about you, but I woke up this morning wondering what Paris Hilton was up to. Around 11:00 p.m. last night, she was transferred from the medical ward back to the all-women’s jail she started her sentence in over a week ago. Hilton, who was being treated for an unspecified medical condition at the Twin Towers jail medical center, was moved to the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, Calif., at about 11 p.m.... 

So TMZ is reporting that Paris Hilton is out of jail, after only three days. Her original 45 day sentence was reduced to 23 days. I guess 23 days is really 3 days in Paris Hilton world. Lucky @@@@@. Full Story There will be a press conference in a little bit, so updates to follow. Paris Hilton Has Mental Problems. Well, duh! Paris Hilton was released from jail early because she’s “on the verge of a nervous breakdown.”... 

I’m going to do something a bit different for this Hollywood Gossip Round Up. I’ve recently linked to a bunch of other great sites, so I thought I’d take this chance to introduce them to you. So click on the blue words and give them some love, but don’t you dare forget about me! I’m still quite thrilled that Paris Hilton is going to jail, even if it’s not for the whole 45 days and she’ll be in the “special... 

I shall always remember this day as the day that Paris Hilton was sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating her probation. TMZ.com reports… Judge Michael T. Sauer handed down the harsh sentence, telling Paris she will not be allowed work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring in lieu of jail. She must do the time! An emotional Paris, with tears welling up in her eyes, told the judge moments before... 

Los Angeles prosecutors want Paris Hilton to spend 45 days in jail for violating her probation. I TOTALLY AGREE! They also want the “heiress” to wear an alcohol monitoring device (much like the one worn by Michelle Rodriguez) and stay away from booze for 90 days, while the ankle monitor will track her compliance. City prosecutors are also asking that Paris Hilton’s driver’s license be suspended for an another four...