The Oscars are on February 24th. Everyone who’s anyone will be there. Except Paris Hilton. Awesome! The Academy thinks Paris is a ridiculous excuse for an actress and they’re voicing that opinion by banning the “actress” from the Academy Awards Ceremony. Did you know that her movie “The Hottie and the Nottie”* made close to nothing its opening weekend? Ouch. When Paris heard the news, she broke down and... 

Happy Saturday! I’m off to spend the day with family and friends. Perhaps I’ll stop by Hallmark on the way… Hallmark made a card that pokes fun at Paris Hilton. Paris got mad. Now Paris is suing for $500,000… A Socialite’s Life has the full story. I’m also picking up a new car today. Well, new to me, anyway. It’s a four door – which may seem like small potatoes unless you’ve been driving...