Paris Hilton wants us to believe that she doesn’t sleep with every boy she dates, and in fact has had sex with only a couple of people. I, of course, do not believe her one bit. How do you know if Paris is lying? Her lips are moving! In the last 5 years, Paris Hilton has burned through guys like MC Hammer burned through cash. Let’s take a little stroll down memory lane, shall we? 2004 Paris Hilton becomes a household name after ex-boyfriend... 

And she doesn’t know how to give a decent lap dance. Paris Hilton and the current love of her life Doug Reinhardt partied it up in Cannes this past week and disgusted all those with whom they came in contact. The gross PDA couple was at the VIP night club in Cannes when Paris decided it would be a good idea to give Doug a drunken lap dance. Side Note: What happened to all that women’s charity work Paris Hilton told Larry King she was...