Paris Hilton Would Paint The White House Pink.
John McCain thinks Barack Obama is a “celebrity” – just like Paris Hilton and Britney Spears – and openly questions Obama’s ability to lead this (celebrity obsessed) country.
Face it Johnny boy, America is fixated on celebrities – including those celebrities famous for being famous; so who better to run our country than a celebrity?
By the [...]
Paris Hilton Pregnant? Yes. No. Maybe.
This could be the BIG one, people! That horrific day we’ve known would come sooner or later – when the world goes all topsy-turvy and nothing on Earth is ever the same again.
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Lindsay Lohan Needs To Be Locked Up!
So does Pete Doherty.
Has the whole world gone mad?? Or is it just jacked up on coke?
Lindsay Lohan was found with cocaine IN HER POCKET! Pete Doherty is arrested at least once a week. And yet, neither one of them has yet to see the inside of a jail cell.
Lock ‘em up!
Time behind bars did [...]
Paris Hilton Lies To Larry King.
I took some notes last night as I watched Paris Hilton spew forth verbal crap on Larry King Live.
*voice is deeper – her real voice – not her high-pitched “dumb” voice
*not wearing a lot of makeup, very natural looking
*simple hair and clothing
*fake eyelashes are annoying
*says she only lost a couple of pounds
*says all the “girls” [...]
Paris Hilton Released From Jail. Again.
Paris the Heiress was released from jail shortly after midnight on Tuesday. She used a public restroom to change from her orange jumpsuit to a pair of jeans and a jacket before making her appearance. It’s being reported that she lost ten pounds while in the slammer (The only place I can think that she [...]
Paris Hilton Out Of Medical Ward.
I don’t know about you, but I woke up this morning wondering what Paris Hilton was up to.
Around 11:00 p.m. last night, she was transferred from the medical ward back to the all-women’s jail she started her sentence in over a week ago.
Hilton, who was being treated for an unspecified medical condition at the Twin [...]
Paris Hilton To Become A Born Again Christian?
Place your bets now.
Here’s the latest update from the saga of our favorite Hollywood Heiress, Paris Hilton…
*After throwing a fit when ordered back to jail last Friday, Paris has calmed down a bit and decided not to appeal. She will remain in jail and finish out her (original) 45 day sentence.
*The mystery illness that helped [...]
Screaming And Crying, Paris Hilton Goes Back To Jail!
“Mom! Mom!” Paris shouted, “It’s not right!”
Oh, poor Paris. Your mother can’t help you now, dear heiress. You see, you did a bad bad thing, and you need to be punished.
Jack and Jill Public are getting sick of you, and other celebrities, getting away with illegal things just because you’re rich and famous.
Robert Downey, Jr. [...]
Paris Hilton Is Out! What the Hell?!?
So TMZ is reporting that Paris Hilton is out of jail, after only three days.
Her original 45 day sentence was reduced to 23 days. I guess 23 days is really 3 days in Paris Hilton world. Lucky bitch.
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There will be a press conference in a little bit, so updates to follow.
Paris Hilton Has Mental [...]
Paris Hilton. Jail Fashionista. Day 3.
Here’s the latest…
*Paris Hilton has removed her contacts. Did you know her eyes are actually brown?
*Paris is also not wearing any makeup and apparently is getting a positive response to it from the other inmates. I wonder if she will continue this look when she gets out.
*She has been visited by both her psychiatrist and [...]
Paris Hilton. Socialite Jailbird. Day 2.
The sun is setting on Paris Hilton’s second day in jail. According to inside sources, day two was not nearly as fun as day one.
Awwww, poor Paris.
She isn’t eating or sleeping and her cell is “freezing.”
Boo-hoo Paris! Suck it up. If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime (cheesy, but true). You will [...]
Poor Pretty Prisoner Paris Hilton. Day 1.
Paris Hilton is in jail today. Where she belongs. She spent her last night of freedom (for 3 weeks) attending the MTV Movie Awards last night. While being interviewed on the red carpet, Paris said that she was ready to serve her sentence and hoped that she would be a role model to others. She [...]
Hey Paris Hilton! Would You Like Some Cheese To Go With Your Whine?
According to Paris Hilton’s “people,” she is so devastated by her upcoming jail sentence, she simply can’t testify in the civil trial against her. She’s just too distraught.
Well boo-friggin’-hoo Paris! Is that the world’s smallest violin I hear?
I’m sorry that you’ve been convicted of a crime you committed. I am sorry that you have so [...]
Yes!! Paris Hilton Is Going To Jail!
I shall always remember this day as the day that Paris Hilton was sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating her probation.
TMZ.com reports…
Judge Michael T. Sauer handed down the harsh sentence, telling Paris she will not be allowed work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring in lieu of jail. She [...]
Paris Hilton Should Go To Jail!
Los Angeles prosecutors want Paris Hilton to spend 45 days in jail for violating her probation.
I TOTALLY AGREE!
They also want the “heiress” to wear an alcohol monitoring device (much like the one worn by Michelle Rodriguez) and stay away from booze for 90 days, while the ankle monitor will track her compliance. City prosecutors are [...]
What ARE They Wearing?
There’s something strange in the fashion water down in Hollywood these days.
Britney Spears Hires New Publicist – Paris Hilton
If Britney’s goal is to restart her career, and she is without an actual publicist, then hanging out with Paris Hilton is a sure fire way to be seen and have her picture taken. Being photographed without panties is an even better way!
Britney Spears and Paris Hilton Hang Out
The drunken-whore stars aligning with the white-trash-mother stars is the only explanation I have for the energy force that created this celebrity pairing.
