• Gary Coleman Charged With Being Reckless.

    Earlier this month, Gary Coleman proved once again that he has some serious anger issues.

    Today, he was formally charged with reckless driving and disorderly conduct.

    People Magazine reports…

    “Mr. Coleman was notified today of the charges through his attorney,” said Lt. Bill Wright of the Payson, Utah, Police Department. “(Coleman) never spoke to us about what happened, [...]

    Wednesday 17th September 2008 - 8:15:16 PM | Comment

  • Busted, Beaten, And Dead – Just Another Day In Hollywood!

    The Busted…

    We’ve known for a long time that Suge Knight is a big scary man and all around thug, but now we can add woman beater to his resume. Oh, joy!

    ...about 6:40 a.m. after officers arrived at the scene of a minor traffic accident and found Knight hitting a woman in a parking lot off [...]

    Wednesday 27th August 2008 - 9:38:36 PM | Comment

  • Mario Lopez Is PEOPLE’s Hottest Bachelor.

    I’m sorry, what? A known philanderer and all around arrogant ass is the hottest bachelor? What is this world coming to? Please tell me there are better bachelors out there than Mario Lopez.

    He was married a few years back and we all know how that ended.

    [Mario Lopez and Ali Landry] were engaged during the summer [...]

    Wednesday 18th June 2008 - 8:32:16 PM | Comment

  • Kevin Federline Is Father Of The Year. Again.

    Father’s Day is this month; the 15th, to be exact. It’s a day to honor fathers and remember all the wonderful things they do; like assuming custody when their ex-wife goes insane.

    And who does that better than Kevin Federline?

    No one! That’s who! And Prive Las Vegas agrees. The father of four* will officially be awarded [...]

    Tuesday 3rd June 2008 - 8:54:59 PM | Comment (1)

  • George Clooney Is Single Again! So Is Sarah Larson.

    A collective squeal from giddy females around the world could be heard today. George Clooney is back on the market.

    It was only a matter of time, really. I mean, Sarah Larson is 29 and I’m sure feels the good ‘ol biological clock beginning to tick and probably wants to settle down. 47-year-old George Clooney, on [...]

    Wednesday 28th May 2008 - 7:31:40 PM | Comment (1)

  • Nick Bollea In Jail The Next 8 Months.

    Last August, Hulk Hogan’s son Nick Bollea almost killed his best friend when he crashed his father’s sports car and completely totaled it. His friend John Graziano was not wearing a seat belt (why???) and is now a paraplegic.

    As his punishment, Nick Bollea will spent the next 8 months behind bars at Pinellas County Jail, [...]

    Friday 9th May 2008 - 9:06:09 PM | Comments (2)

  • Mariah Carey And Nick Cannon Are Engaged. And Married.

    I’m only reporting this story because it speaks to the hilarity of Hollywood and the conclusions that people jump to.

    Mariah Carey was seen with Nick Cannon and a big phat rock on her left finger, so naturally the two are engaged. No wait, they eloped and are actually married.

    But beware, and take the rumor with [...]

    Thursday 1st May 2008 - 8:34:25 PM | Comments (3)

  • Little Girl Stupid And Kim Kardashian

    Miley Cyrus is writing her autobiography. Just how long can that book possibly be? The girl is only 15, after all. I really want to be there when she reads it at age 30.

    The book will focus on the 15-year-old’s road to fame, from growing up in Tennessee to navigating the spotlight as an international [...]

    Tuesday 22nd April 2008 - 8:04:11 PM | Comment

  • Jamie Lynn Spears Engaged And Registered.

    Will someone PLEASE tell me why Jamie Lynn Spears has registered for gifts at Babies R Us? Did I miss the day she lost all of her money and applied for welfare? And while you’re at it, explain to me why she seems to think getting married at 17 is a good idea.
    Spears, who turns [...]

    Friday 28th March 2008 - 4:37:51 PM | Comments (4)

  • Heidi Klum Wants Britney Spears.

    Supermodel and Project Runway hostess Heidi Klum has basically offered her house as a living option for oh-so-troubled Britney Spears. Personally, I think it sounds like a terrible idea. Then again, I don’t have money coming out of my ears with common sense following close behind.

    “She can call me and come live in our house [...]

    Tuesday 19th February 2008 - 6:47:23 PM | Comment (1)

  • Matthew McConaughey Made A Baby!

    And it wasn’t with me!!

    I’m devastated; just devastated. I don’t think I’ve felt like this since Phil Hartman’s coked-up wife shot him to death.

    Oh well, I suppose I’m happy for Matthew and his baby’s mama (I refuse to view her as anything more since I am trying by best to be bitter and hate her).

    Got [...]

    Wednesday 16th January 2008 - 3:03:12 PM | Comment

  • Golden Globe Winners

    There may not have been a red carpet or a televised ceremony because of the writer’s strike, but there were still winners and awards.

    The 2008 Golden Globe winners were announced in an atmosphere that seemed more like a news conference than an awards ceremony.

    Best Motion Picture Drama: Atonement

    Best Actress in a Movie Drama: Julie Christie [...]

    Monday 14th January 2008 - 6:58:55 AM | Comment (1)

  • Christina Aguilera Had Her Baby On Saturday.

    At 10:05 p.m. on Saturday, actually, and not on Friday afternoon as was being reported.

    Oops. Oh well, at least I wasn’t the only one who was wrong.

    “Christina and Jordan are proud to announce the birth of their son Max Liron Bratman. He is a beautiful, healthy baby boy!” a rep for the couple tells PEOPLE. [...]

    Sunday 13th January 2008 - 10:33:27 AM | Comment

  • Britney Spears. Weekend Wrap-up.

    I was in the snowy mountains all weekend and a bit out of touch, so let’s play catch up.

    Britney Spears was released from Cedars-Sinai Saturday morning and went back to her place with her dad. Britney Spears Leaves Hospital – Usmagazine.com

    A few hours later, she attempted to leave her gated community in her infamous white [...]

    Sunday 6th January 2008 - 7:53:19 PM | Comment

  • Quick Hollywood Gossip Round Up Vol. 23

    It’s the Monday after a holiday weekend, so things are a still bit off kilter. In that spirit, here is some random gossip about random celebrities…

    Hulk Hogan’s wife, Linda, wants a piece of their two million dollar plus Florida estates, along with alimony and child support for Nick, who is 17 … Steve Shickles See [...]

    Monday 26th November 2007 - 7:48:03 PM | Comment

  • Matt Damon. Sexiest Man Alive.

    George Clooney and Brad Pitt have shamelessly campaigned for him since 2001, but this year’s winner was Bourne to the title. “You’ve given an aging suburban dad the ego-boost of a lifetime,” Damon, 37, told PEOPLE, explaining why he couldn’t possibly accept the crown – which perfectly demonstrates many of the reasons we chose him [...]

    Wednesday 14th November 2007 - 9:21:17 PM | Comment

  • Britney Spears And Her Va-Jay-Jay. Again.

    Britney Spears was granted more visitation time with her children today. I honestly never thought I would ever type that sentence. Britney rose to stardom quickly, and is falling just as fast – if not faster. It must be terribly embarrassing to once have been the perfect girl next door, and now be the perfect [...]

    Thursday 11th October 2007 - 9:22:03 PM | Comments (5)