The Miss USA pageant was on last night. I attempted to watch it but when the girls came out “dancing” to “That’s Not My Name” and I saw how horribly awkward and uncomfortably stiff so many of them looked I couldn’t stand it and had to move on. Apparently I didn’t really miss anything until the end when Judge Perez Hilton asked Miss California Carrie Prejean how she felt about Vermont becoming the fourth state to legalize same-sex...