Britney Spears must be miserable. Her little sister is knocked up, her mom thinks she knows enough about good parenting to write a book, and her own life is in the crapper. But for some reason Britney thinks she still has a career. Oh Britney, I’m afraid you’ve reached the point of no return. I think it happened around the time you shaved your head and attacked a car with an umbrella. The crotch shots were (sadly) acceptable...