Went to a blogger meetup tonight in Stockton, CA; I met a bunch of great people and learned about some cool stuff that – by some divine miracle – I’ve survived this long without. Now that I’m home, all the information is racing around in my brain trying to decide what to do. So I’ve decided to watch The Fast and the Furious, and do a little exploration on Wonkette – a humorous political blog I was told about at the meetup. I... 

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This is hilarious. Leave it to someone from the San Francisco Bay Area to use Craigslist in such an innovative way. To the wingnut who stole my Obama/Biden magnet and left a note … Date: 2008-11-20, 12:49 A.M. PST I was really angry when I got to my car, which was minding its own business parked in the Barnes & Noble parking lot, and I saw that someone had stolen my precious Obama magnet! I waited more than 2 months for that magnet... 

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Yes, that kind of human waste. SAN ANTONIO (Reuters) – San Antonio unveiled a deal on Tuesday that will make it the first U.S. city to harvest methane gas from human waste on a commercial scale and turn it into clean-burning fuel. San Antonio residents produce about 140,000 tons a year of a substance gently referred to as “biosolids,” which can be reprocessed into natural gas, said Steve Clouse, chief operating officer... 

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I don’t know about where you’re sitting, but where I’m sitting it’s incredibly hot; over 105 degrees hot. Oh, and all the fires in the Northern California region, are blowing their smoke into the valley in which I live. Needless to say, the air out there is on the verge of being unbreathable. These nasty conditions are making me really tired too. I can’t seem to focus. But I don’t want to leave you with nothing, so here… An... 

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Demographics of American Newspapers 1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country 2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country. 3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles. 4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don’t really understand The New York Times. They do, however,... 

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In 306 days, George W. Bush will finally be out of the White House; which is great for the country, but not so great for bloggers. I mean, think of all the material we’ll lose? I’ve got to get in as many George Dubya posts as I can… President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit the Episcopal Church outside Washington as part of his campaign to restore his pathetic poll standings. His image handler made a visit to the Bishop and said,... 

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Happy Monday! Here’s a great way to start the week… I’m sure you’ve noticed the similarities between the President and his mother, but have you ever seen the proof look quite like this? I do believe the original picture from which this was derived, is the following picture of his mother, Barbara Bush. A side note: George W’s mother is commonly referred to as Mrs. Barbara Bush, since his daughter’s name is also... 

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I received the below “resume” back in 2004, around election time. I thought it would be a great thing to share today since it’s Presidents’ Day. Below it is a video clip that is at least a year old, but sadly still relevant. *** 2004 – Election Year George W. Bush The White House, USA Please consider my qualifications for reelection (well, actually, election for the first time) this year. EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE... 

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