• Jessica Alba And Cash Warren Get Hitched On The Sly.

    There must be something in the Hollywood air that is making pregnant celebrities marry their baby’s daddy. Last Saturday it was Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz. Today it is Jessica Alba and Cash Warren, who are due to have a baby girl this summer. I would ask if Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are next, [...]

    Tuesday 20th May 2008 - 6:54:43 PM | Comment

  • Angelina Jolie Is Pregnant With Twins. Duh!

    Apparently, Jack Black can’t keep a secret. Of course, it wasn’t really a secret since we’ve basically known all along. In case you’ve been under a rock and haven’t heard, Angelina Jolie is pregnant with twins. It is now official. Brad Pitt’s done knocked her up again, if you don’t believe the rumors of in [...]

    Thursday 15th May 2008 - 9:38:37 PM | Comment

  • Matthew McConaughey Made A Baby!

    And it wasn’t with me!!

    I’m devastated; just devastated. I don’t think I’ve felt like this since Phil Hartman’s coked-up wife shot him to death.

    Oh well, I suppose I’m happy for Matthew and his baby’s mama (I refuse to view her as anything more since I am trying by best to be bitter and hate her).

    Got [...]

    Wednesday 16th January 2008 - 3:03:12 PM | Comment

  • Nicole Kidman Is NOT Pregnant. Again.

    Nicole Kidman is not expecting her first child with husband Keith Urban, as it was being reported by pretty much everyone yesterday. According to the actress’ Australian publicist, the rumor of a Kidman pregnancy, “…is incorrect…she must have had about 30 babies by now.”

    Hmmm…..isn’t that what all publicists say about a month before they publicly [...]

    Monday 31st December 2007 - 11:00:12 AM | Comment (1)