• Da Brat In Da Slammer For Da Next 3 Years.

    I must admit, I’m not all that surprised that rapper turned reality star, Da Brat, is going to be spending the next three years behind bars for assaulting a woman with an almost-full bottle of rum. I’m not surprised she assaulted someone, nor that she used a bottle of rum to do it; and I’m [...]

    Sunday 24th August 2008 - 9:39:59 PM | Comment

  • Wesley Snipes Is Going To Prison.

    Listen up all you disgustingly rich folks who think you can make you’re own rules, Uncle Sam doesn’t give a hoot about your loot; all he cares about is getting his cut. Mobsters aren’t immune, and neither are celebrities.

    Wesley Snipes recently found this out and now he will be spending the next three years in [...]

    Thursday 24th April 2008 - 8:15:49 PM | Comment

  • Tom Sizemore Sentenced To Jail. Update.

    Tom Sizemore’s 16 month prison sentence was cut in half today, giving him credit for time already served. No matter how long or short his stay in jail is, I hope it truly helps.

    Tom Sizemore is a great actor who was brought down by the evils of methamphetamines, but he’s still young enough to make [...]

    Tuesday 26th June 2007 - 2:19:35 PM | Comment

  • Paris Hilton Released From Jail. Again.

    Paris the Heiress was released from jail shortly after midnight on Tuesday. She used a public restroom to change from her orange jumpsuit to a pair of jeans and a jacket before making her appearance. It’s being reported that she lost ten pounds while in the slammer (The only place I can think that she [...]

    Tuesday 26th June 2007 - 9:46:53 AM | Comment

  • Tom Sizemore Sentenced To Jail.

    Superior Court Judge Cynthia Rayvis sentenced Tom Sizemore to 16 months in jail today, ruling that the drug-addicted actor had violated his probation from a previous drug case when methamphetamine was found in his car this past May 8th.

    During sentencing, Judge Rayvis said that Sizemore “has been in every program, and here he is again,” [...]

    Monday 25th June 2007 - 8:46:24 PM | Comments (2)

  • Hey Paris Hilton! Would You Like Some Cheese To Go With Your Whine?

    According to Paris Hilton’s “people,” she is so devastated by her upcoming jail sentence, she simply can’t testify in the civil trial against her. She’s just too distraught.

    Well boo-friggin’-hoo Paris! Is that the world’s smallest violin I hear?

    I’m sorry that you’ve been convicted of a crime you committed. I am sorry that you have so [...]

    Tuesday 15th May 2007 - 2:18:25 PM | Comment

  • Yes!! Paris Hilton Is Going To Jail!

    I shall always remember this day as the day that Paris Hilton was sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating her probation.

    TMZ.com reports…

    Judge Michael T. Sauer handed down the harsh sentence, telling Paris she will not be allowed work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring in lieu of jail. She [...]

    Friday 4th May 2007 - 5:06:40 PM | Comments (3)

  • Paris Hilton Should Go To Jail!

    Los Angeles prosecutors want Paris Hilton to spend 45 days in jail for violating her probation.

    I TOTALLY AGREE!

    They also want the “heiress” to wear an alcohol monitoring device (much like the one worn by Michelle Rodriguez) and stay away from booze for 90 days, while the ankle monitor will track her compliance. City prosecutors are [...]

    Thursday 3rd May 2007 - 4:09:46 PM | Comments (4)