Is it just me, or is hearing about athletes using steroids starting to become as common as hearing about members of government being gay? Why is alcohol legal and marijuana is illegal, when booze is the cause of way more fatalities? How come men named Dick usually are ones? Why is it that the cars without their lights on in the rain are silver, gray, or white? If they can take pictures of Mars, why can’t they create an 18-wheeler that... 

The next time you’re at a party, and the conversation stalls, getting it going again with one of these questions. Or ponder them when you’re stuck in traffic. Or on the can. *How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? *Why do you have to “put your two cents in”… but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra...