Today I was a good little American. Not only did I vote (gee, I wonder for whom), but I also spent seven hours in the basement of my county’s courthouse waiting to be called for jury duty. Waiting, and waiting. And yep, you guessed it, I was never called. The little fu*ker took a plea and those of us assigned to his case were basically told thanks but no thanks. What a colossal waste of a day! I know, I know, I should just be proud... 

Ladies and Gentleman, the time has arrived! It’s time to kick out the Bush Administration and usher in change. Get out and vote! It’s your right as an American, and more importantly, it’s simply the right thing to do. The right of citizens of the United States to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any state on account of race, color, or previous condition of servitude. — Fifteenth Amendment... 

Someone told me I was the bomb today. And you know what, she was right. I mean, how else can you explain my FOUR nominations for Blogger’s Choice Awards? And the nominations are… You know you love me, so CLICK HERE AND VOTE NOW!! It is my firm opinion that if someone does not vote, they have no right to complain. I vote, therefore I complain. Hey, I want a bumper sticker that says that! If you’re not registered to...