The 80th Annual Academy Awards were last night on ABC. I took some notes… *Regis Philbin was the red carpet host. An alright choice I guess. *George Clooney was the first celebrity to talk with Regis. George’s girlfriend Sarah was a simple beautiful. *Helen Mirren was gorgeous as usual; she really knows how to dress her body. *Hilary Swank is not pretty – at least not from the neck up. She looks like a horse. Yeah! I said it! *Jack...