What, in the name of all things bright and beautiful, is wrong with Pamela Anderson?
Holy. Crapola.
Will someone please tell this sad bag of washed-up sex symbol that her time to shine has long been over and she needs to just retire the trailer park already?
I never though I would say this, but maybe Marilyn Monroe was on to something when she died young – she never had to grow too old to be half naked on the runway. Although, something...


