Today is Monday, and as Mondays go, not such a bad one. Today’s Hollywood Gossip Round Up has all our favorites: drunken celebrities getting busted, famous couples breaking up, celebrity babies being born, and of course, sex and money. First off…drunken celebrities… Khloe Kardashian is headed to jail this Friday for violating probation received as a result of a March 2007 DUI arrest. Yeah, I was surprised by that too –... 

The sun is setting on Paris Hilton’s second day in jail. According to inside sources, day two was not nearly as fun as day one. Awwww, poor Paris. She isn’t eating or sleeping and her cell is “freezing.” Boo-hoo Paris! Suck it up. If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime (cheesy, but true). You will see no tears from me, Ms. Hilton. TMZ has multiple inside sources who have painted a bleak picture of...