I have a confession to make – before today the only thing I new about Alexander Skarsgard is that his last name is really fun to say, and that he plays Eric Northman, a 1,000-year-old Viking vampire from Sweden on HBO’s True Blood, which is now in its 2nd season. But now, thanks to my friend Kristin, I know all about Alexander Skarsgard and his fine Swedish self. This past weekend Alex Skarsgard won the coveted “Best Villian”... 

And it wasn’t with me!! I’m devastated; just devastated. I don’t think I’ve felt like this since Phil Hartman’s coked-up wife shot him to death. Oh well, I suppose I’m happy for Matthew and his baby’s mama (I refuse to view her as anything more since I am trying by best to be bitter and hate her). Got some blessed news. A celebration of life and bounty. Yes, my girlfriend Camila and I made a baby together. It’s... 

George Clooney and Brad Pitt have shamelessly campaigned for him since 2001, but this year’s winner was Bourne to the title. “You’ve given an aging suburban dad the ego-boost of a lifetime,” Damon, 37, told PEOPLE, explaining why he couldn’t possibly accept the crown – which perfectly demonstrates many of the reasons we chose him in the first place: irresistible sense of humor, rock solid family man, heart-melting... 

Don’t let the bed bugs bite. Unless, of course, they look like Matthew McConaughey. Then they can bite all they want, anywhere they want. Ahhh…sweet dreams, indeed….. Sweet dreams are made of this Who am I to disagree? Travel the world and the seven seas Everybody’s looking for something Some of them want to use you Some of them want to get used by you Some of them want to abuse you Some of them want to be abused I... 

Is it just me, or is he simply the best male specimen ever? Happy Friday! More from me on my Matthew: February 2007 – Matthew McConaughey!! June 2007 – Matthew McConaughey Has Always Been The Hottest Bachelor. August 2007 – Matthew McConaughey. Because I Feel Like It. Play the Poop Bunny game. Poop on the monkey. But be careful! Don’t let him hit you with it! Got Poop? Add PoopBunny FREE to your profile! PoopBunny... 

And he always will be. Until he meets and marries me, that is. “I love warm weather and summertime…What better way to enjoy it than at the beach, where few people wear shirts?” Um, how about enjoying it in my backyard totally naked. That works for me. The super yummy star and all his shirtless glory is beautifully displayed on this week’s People Magazine: I just had these ones lying around on my computer… A... 

Matthew McConaughey is my husband. He just doesn’t know it yet. My friends and family know it, or at least they are kind enough to indulge my fantasy, and are always on the look out for him. It’s so nice when loved ones enable harmless delusions*. Take a look at my sexy man. Jealous much? Try not to drool, you don’t want to short circuit your keyboard. YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY *Delusion: commonly defined...