I’ve got some stupid non-Hollywood Gossip things to do tonight, so here are some funny quotes my mom sent me. Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ‘Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.’ – Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: ‘No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.’... 

In honor of the large amount of alcohol I consumed this past weekend, here are some wise words….. “Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this...