I’m getting pretty sick of this whole “winter” thing. I’m tired of being cold and chilled to the bone. I’m tired of wearing a zillion layers. I’m ready for the sun. I’m ready for my fingers to actually be warm. I’m ready to wear as little as possible (but still be decent, of course). Phil’s official forecast as read 2/2/08 at sunrise at Gobbler’s Knob: Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Hear Ye! On... 

This contest goes right along with my obsession with bathrooms. The “Pimped Out John Sweepstakes” is Roto-Rooter’s best idea ever! The sole winner will receive a bathroom fit for multi-tasking gods, complete with a flat-panel TV, DVR, Xbox, laptop, iPod, speakers that double as the toilet paper holder, a kegerator, and of course a state-of-the-art toilet. The winner will be announced on April 25th, which – and I’m...