With all the time I spend perusing the internet, I can’t help but notice the blinding similarities between the moral vacuum we call Hollywood and the soul destroying institution we call High School. Aside from the fact that they are arenas of rampant sex and full of self-esteem vampires, both places seem to have a different type of oxygen than the rest of the world. An air that makes the ludicrous seem logical and the vapid seem stimulating. Bowling...