Yesterday was a pretty intense day, thanks to Britney Spears, so I thought I would start of today with a joke. A Texas gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, “This is from the gentleman seated over there,” indicating the sender. She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man....