I got back from the land of no internet a few hours ago; and I must say, as much as I enjoyed where I was and am happy I spent the weekend there, I’m quite happy to be home. I missed my laptop very much. Skimming the gossip I missed, it looks like the Spencer and Heidi Pratt “I’m a Celebrity…” saga is still going strong. And now there are allegations of torture. Yes, the Pratt brats are crying foul and threatening to sue NBC over... 

I don’t know much about Heidi and Spencer Pratt, other than they’re from an MTV “reality” show and they’re totally fake, extremely annoying, and very obviously fame parasites. Now I can add despicable and spoiled human beings to that list. And I’m using ‘human beings’ very loosely. I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here is basically Survivor for B and C-list celebrities, with the contestants fighting to win money for their... 

Please do not continue reading if you just ate or have a sensitive stomach; this post includes two of the most nauseating celebrity couples in Hollywood today. You have been warned. First up, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt – now officially Mr. and Mrs. Pratt. The attention hungry couple exchanged vows last weekend for an episode of The Hills, which doubled as a wedding. Oh wait, it’s the other way around – their wedding doubled as...