This is some of the most pleasing and smile producing news I’ve heard all day. Spencer Pratt refuses to have sex with his wife Heidi Montag, for fear of reproduction. Spencer told the ladies of The View that after being married a mere four months, he has cut his wife off from his man love. His reasoning is quite logical, believe it or not – he’s afraid Heidi will be one of those sneaky @@@@@es who stop taking their birth control and... 

I got back from the land of no internet a few hours ago; and I must say, as much as I enjoyed where I was and am happy I spent the weekend there, I’m quite happy to be home. I missed my laptop very much. Skimming the gossip I missed, it looks like the Spencer and Heidi Pratt “I’m a Celebrity…” saga is still going strong. And now there are allegations of torture. Yes, the Pratt brats are crying foul and threatening to sue NBC over... 

I don’t know much about Heidi and Spencer Pratt, other than they’re from an MTV “reality” show and they’re totally fake, extremely annoying, and very obviously fame parasites. Now I can add despicable and spoiled human beings to that list. And I’m using ‘human beings’ very loosely. I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here is basically Survivor for B and C-list celebrities, with the contestants fighting to win money for their... 

Please do not continue reading if you just ate or have a sensitive stomach; this post includes two of the most nauseating celebrity couples in Hollywood today. You have been warned. First up, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt – now officially Mr. and Mrs. Pratt. The attention hungry couple exchanged vows last weekend for an episode of The Hills, which doubled as a wedding. Oh wait, it’s the other way around – their wedding doubled as... 

Well, it wasn’t exactly outer space, but it might as well have been. I was in Mississippi. Enough said. I’m not quite back to my fighting weight, but I did want to check in and let you know that I’m still alive. I’ll be sure to do a Gossip Round Up this evening so we can all catch up on what I missed. In the meantime, let’s choke on this….. “Defying our expectations,” Heidi Montag “has...