mo⋅ron – noun – a person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment. From one of my local news stations, Fox40: Dine, dash, smash: Women reportedly try to skip out on bill at IHOP, plow into restaurant DETROIT (AP) — Four women trying to skip out on their bill at an International House of Pancakes ended up plowing into the Detroit restaurant as they sped away. No one was injured in the accident Tuesday morning. Restaurant... 

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Ok, so we now know that Lindsay Lohan’s house wasn’t actually broken into, and that the colossal mess inside was actually created by Lindsay herself. Dang, how dirty does your place have to be for police to think it’s been ransacked? Gross. But her alarm was tripped, that’s true, and the culprits were caught on surveillance video. From Pop Crunch: “On May 12, 2009, a pair of burglars attempted to break into a home in the Hollywood... 

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Imagine if you will that you’re a news reporter on assignment with your cameraman. A car pulls up and the male in the passenger seat asks you for directions to a bank. Then you notice that the driver of the car is signaling to you that he is being held at gunpoint. A carjacking suspect stopped during the crime to ask a television news crew for directions, police said. The 19-year-old was arraigned Thursday on a charge of aggravated robbery... 

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What part of ‘keep him locked up’ does the universe not understand? I mean really! OJ Simpson should not be allowed to roam the streets. Since I last posted… … Simpson made his $125,000 bail on charges including kidnapping and armed robbery, legal experts were questioning: Could a former football star who beat a double-murder rap really do hard time for a crime that sounds like a bad movie? O.J. Simpson freed after... 

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UPDATE: If you want to bail OJ Simpson out of jail today, you’ll need $125,000. TMZ.com – Just Like Old Times … O.J.’s Back in Court I don’t have that kind of money, do you? And even if I did, I certainly wouldn’t send it his way. Karma, baby! It took 13 years, but maybe now some real justice will be done! ——— Prosecutors have filed charges against OJ Simpson. Sound familiar? This... 

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Once upon a time, a guilty man got away with murder. Then he said he would spend his days searching for the real killer. First his search took him to the golf courses. Now his search has led him to the Kentucky Derby, where last Friday, OJ Simpson was asked to leave an upscale steakhouse in Louisville, Kentucky. Jeff Ruby, the owner of the restaurant, said, “I didn’t want to serve him because of my convictions of what he’s... 

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