It’s been a while since Hollywood gossip has genuinely made me sad – which I suppose is a depressing commentary on me and my view of the world, but whatever. Anyway, when I heard today that Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins have decided to go their separate ways after 23 years of unwedded bliss, I was actually sad. Like frown in my heart, sad. My boyfriend and I have been together for a little over five years and are often on the receiving...