So Miss USA almost lost her crown because she’s an underage drunken whore. But are we really surprised at her behavior? I mean, isn’t this the direction in which our country is headed? We can barely go a day without seeing famous naked body parts or celebrities in rehab. One could argue that Tara Conner is actually the ideal Miss USA because (sadly) she does, in fact, represent America’s idea of a young woman. It’s a twisted idea,...