Tonight was the town hall style presidential debate between John McCain and Barack Obama. Perhaps you watched it. I tried to, but kept getting annoyed by John McCain’s slight limp and weird bodily ticks that he was desperately trying to hide and his camp refuses to address (stroke, anyone?). Anyway, while I was trying to listen but not watch I found an interesting article from The New York Times. During the vice-presidential debate... 

Well, it wasn’t exactly outer space, but it might as well have been. I was in Mississippi. Enough said. I’m not quite back to my fighting weight, but I did want to check in and let you know that I’m still alive. I’ll be sure to do a Gossip Round Up this evening so we can all catch up on what I missed. In the meantime, let’s choke on this….. “Defying our expectations,” Heidi Montag “has...