Have you ever known people, or a couple, that – try as you might – you just couldn’t hate? Most recently, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are the ones at the top of my list. I can’t really put my finger on why they bug me – they just do. I’m sure that it has something to do with the fact that Tom Cruise brainwashed Katie Holmes and impregnated her with his alien spawn. Or the fact that Tom Cruise doesn’t believe that the human...