In today’s episode, Wonder Woman finds a dead body in the Potomac River in Washington D.C. while on a nice relaxing canoe ride. No wait, that really happened. Lynda Carter, who played Wonder Woman in the 70’s television show, came upon a female body floating face down in the river and promptly alerted nearby boaters, as she did not have a cell phone with her. “A middle-aged woman was found floating in the water about a... 

You’re the next host of The Price Is Right! Congratulations, Mr. Carey! You’ve got some mighty splendid shoes to fill. I hope nothing else changes with The Price Is Right, now that there is a new host. I hope the sets and the models still look like throwbacks, and the games are still wacky. You better not run the show into the ground Drew Carey! Remember your own words; don’t let them come back and bite you in the bootie. “I... 

If you are unaware that The Simpsons will FINALLY be on the big screen July 27th, then I have no further business with you this evening. The Simpsons have gotten me through some very tough times – I find the theme song quite soothing. But I digress… The Simpsons live in Springfield, but until now we’ve never known what state. Fourteen Springfields from across the country competed for the coveted title of the animated family’s... 

John Stamos is claiming that his very odd behavior during a recent interview in Australia was the result of a combination of jet lag and the sleeping pill Ambien. He said that he took the pill (meant to be taken before at least 8 hours sleep) at 5am then awoke at 7am. Oops! Why on earth would a person do that? Hasn’t he heard about the people who do crazy things after they’ve taken Ambien? Like eating, cooking, driving…. And...