Oh man, is it just me, or is the first day back at work after a long weekend just torturous? Speaking of torture, Jon Gosselin was on Good Morning America today talking about how his life with Kate Gosselin was almost worse than death. “Our relationship will never be fixed… I don’t trust her anymore. I was abused … I was beaten down … I’m not going back to that life style.” “In 10 years, I’ve never gone out … When she... 

Ryan Jenkins, a VH1 reality show contestant, has been formally charged with murdering his wife, Jasmine Fiore. Today it was reported that when authorities found Jasmine’s dead body, her fingers had been cut off and all her teeth removed. Jasmine Fiore’s Teeth, Fingers Removed – Celebrity Smack Police are now saying that in the weeks before he died, Michael Jackson was hurting himself on purpose in an effort to get more drugs from doctors. Michael... 

Comedian Andy Dick, one of Hollywood’s craziest celebrities, opens up on Friday’s Tyra Banks show, at one point sharing that not only is he bi-sexual, he’s try-sexual – as in he’ll try anything; except animals. I guess even Andy Dick has his standards. Dick, who can currently be seen on VH1’s Sober House with Dr. Drew, appeared on the show alongside Dr. Drew and comfortably discussed his battle with drugs and alcohol and the... 

Happy Birthday Tyra Banks! You’ve done quite well for yourself in your first 34 years…Supermodel, Talk Show Host, Reality TV Star. Not to mention being the ex-girlfriend of a professional basketball player. Of course, a lot of girls can say that, so maybe that’s not really an accomplishment. But at least when it went sour you held yourself together and didn’t go all crazy and whacky like some people we know. You’re... 

Jennifer Lopez states the obvious – her monkey man husband has planted his monkey seed and soon they will have a monkey baby…Anything Hollywood Paula Abdul is single. Again. The woman needs to get a clue, stack up on batteries, and call it a day. Hey, we can’t all meet Mr. Right…Bricks and Stones Gossip Britney Spears is a menace to society and really needs to be stapled to a wall somewhere until she faces the truth. And even...