I think we can all agree that Britney Spears is in a bad way these days. Perhaps she should consider hiring Chris Crocker as her new Public Relations representative. Sounds like he can give all the (crazy) support the suffering Britney Spears needs. Drama: The quality or condition of being dramatic. Dramatic: Theatrical, startling, sensational. Queen: A woman or something personified as a woman, who is foremost or preeminent in any respect. Drama... 

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday. He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the salesperson, “How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?” The salesperson answers, “Which one do you mean, sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for... 

I’m so darn excited! Going to see it tonight, of course. I even have a collectible Simpson’s Movie t-shirt to wear. A bit dorky, yes, but at least I’m not waiting in line for days to buy my ticket or dressing up in full Simpson’s regalia. Don’t worry if you’re not seeing the movie tonight. You always have these sites to keep you company: The Simpsons Movie The Simpsons Wikipedia The Simpsons Let’s... 

I never noticed this when the Spice Girls were big in the 90s, but man, they were really BRIGHT. Neon almost. They’re like the Fantana Girls on crack. Except there are only four Fantana Girls. So who is odd-girl out? How about….. Posh Spice a.k.a. Victoria Beckham. She looks more like the Honey Nut Cheerios Whore. Did you hear? A Spice Girls Reunion is being planned! Tell me what you want, what you really really want… And... 

I love American Idol. I love The Simpsons. Therefore, I love this: Elvis is The King. Celine Dion is frightening. This is kinda creepy, but I like it: And of course, Jack Black always rocks: Fun facts about Jack Black: His parents, who were both rocket scientists, divorced when Black was 10. Jack’s nicknames are: JB and Jables. Jack is mentioned in Bowling For Soup’s song “High School Never Ends”. Jack has had... 

So it looks like my computer has bought the farm and is no longer with us. There are some sales going on around me, so hopefully I can find something this weekend. I must admit, I feel very lost without it. How sad is that? Keep your fingers crossed that I’ll be up and running again by Monday. March 30th in History… 1822 – Florida became a US territory 1842 – Dr. Crawford Long – 1st physician to use ether as... 

February is a tag-on month. It didn’t even exist when the Romans first started what would become our calendar. The goal was to merge the moon’s 29 ½ day month with the sun’s 365 ¼ day year. The first attempt was made by Romulus, Rome’s founder, who included 10 months, adding up to 304 days. Apparently, Romulus was as good with numbers as I am. And by good, I mean horrible. Next, according to legend, came... 

Super Bowl XLI is this coming Sunday, February 4th, 2007. I don’t care about the game. I don’t know anything about the teams that are in it (the Colts and the Bears). But I enjoy the commercials, and am really looking forward to them this year. Here’s a little taste of what got me so excited, Kevin Federline style: More Nationwide and K-Fed fun HERE You can find official Super Bowl XLI news and information HERE Fun facts... 

*We owe the phrase “wet your whistle” to English pub goers long ago who would blow a whistle baked into the rim or handle of their ceramic mugs when they needed a refill. *We also owe the phrase “mind your Ps and Qs” to English pub patrons, who drank Pints and Quarts of ale. When the drinkers got out of hand, the bartender would shout, “Mind your pints and quarts and settle down!” *4,000 years ago in Babylon,... 

A Christmas delight from Will Ferrell… (1 of 2) (2 of 2) Switch was an advertising campaign launched by Apple Computer (now Apple Inc.) on June 10, 2002. It featured what the company referred to as “real people” who had “switched” from the Microsoft Windows platform to the Mac. An international television and print ad campaign directed users to a website where various myths about the Mac platform were dispelled… ..while...