If September 23rd was the day to be gay in Hollywood, then today is the day to be white trash (but then again, what day isn’t?). The very pregnant Ashlee Simpson celebrated her 24th birthday in glorious white trash style. Celebrity pals Nicole Richie, Joel Madden, and Christina Aguilera were on-hand to help the heavily-pregnant star celebrate her big day. “It had a white-trash theme. Ashlee wore Daisy Duke hot-pants and platform... 

How about a little white trash for your Sunday afternoon? DELTONA, Fla. (AP)—An angry Deltona father whacked his teenage daughter’s boyfriend with a metal pipe after finding the boy naked in his daughter’s room. Authorities say the father, 45, didn’t even know his daughter had a boyfriend or that the youngster had been sneaking into the home for more than a year. When he heard noises coming from his daughter’s... 

Poor little Aaron Carter; busted for pot in Texas. He was pulled over for speeding and when the cops searched his car, they found two ounces of marijuana*. What an idiot! Why the heck are you gonna speed when you have two ounces of weed?? That’s just asking for trouble, if you ask me. I know plenty of people (all whose names escape me) who have traveled across state lines with pot in their car and none of them have gotten caught. Why?... 

Yes, that’s right, Britney Spears’ 16 year old little sister has done got herself knocked up – by her church going 19 year old boyfriend, nonetheless. Lovely. For those who don’t know, Jamie Lynn Spears is the star of Nickelodeon’s Zoey 101, which just finished filming its fourth season. The prospect of a fifth season is now up in the air, thanks to little Jamie Lynn. “It was a shock for both of us, so... 

The drunken-whore stars aligning with the white-trash-mother stars is the only explanation I have for the energy force that created this celebrity pairing. A picture speaks a thousand words, so I will let you enjoy the photos and draw your own conclusions. One thing is for sure, Paris Hilton has a funny looking face, and Britney Spears has fake hair* and no pants. And what’s up with the open mouth, Britney? Maybe they’re trading... 

As we all know, Britney Spears is dumping K-Fed, and she’s actually doing it with some class. Which is a huge step for her considering the past two years (refer to above photo for proof). Rumor has it that K-Fed now wants to sell a 4-hour sex tape they made, and has received some multi-million dollar offers. But in true white trash style, K-Fed has told Britney that he’ll sell it back to her for $30 million and full custody...