Beyonce thinks she should be wonder woman. “A black Wonder Woman would be a powerful thing. It’s time for that, right?” Knowles says in an interview with the LA Times. So…what…a black man becomes President and now Beyonce Knowles, oh excuse me, I mean Sasha Fierce, thinks she should be Wonder Woman? And what does Beyonce think qualifies her to be the awesome Wonder Woman? She filmed a fight scene with Ali Larter... 

In today’s episode, Wonder Woman finds a dead body in the Potomac River in Washington D.C. while on a nice relaxing canoe ride. No wait, that really happened. Lynda Carter, who played Wonder Woman in the 70’s television show, came upon a female body floating face down in the river and promptly alerted nearby boaters, as she did not have a cell phone with her. “A middle-aged woman was found floating in the water about a...