Yay! It’s the weekend! Have you any exciting plans? Mine include setting up my turtle’s pool for the impending cold weather. Fun, fun. I really need to put the plant cutting I have in my kitchen window into a pot, so I’ll probably do that too. Hmm, sounds like a good weekend to make up a new drinking game. Kanye West Arrested! – Anything Hollywood Jennifer Hudson thanks fans for the support – The Juice Fashion... 

Last August, Hulk Hogan’s son Nick Bollea almost killed his best friend when he crashed his father’s sports car and completely totaled it. His friend John Graziano was not wearing a seat belt (why???) and is now a paraplegic. As his punishment, Nick Bollea will spent the next 8 months behind bars at Pinellas County Jail, then the next 5 years on probation, during which he must complete 500 hours of community service. Nick’s license... 

Redmond O’Neal, the 23-year-old son of Farrah Fawcett and Ryan O’Neal was arrested last month on charges of driving under the influence and drug possession. It was his second time being arrested for drugs – back in 2005 he pleaded guilty to possession of meth and coke. According to various sources, Redmond has been in and out of rehab at least a dozen times. Now, in this day and age of young people in Hollywood being arrested for DUI... 

Just a quick side note: I’m watching Paris Hilton on Larry King Live right now. She’s “breaking her silence.” All I’ll say about it right now is that her fake eyelashes are really annoying. More details later. Paris Hilton was released from jail on Tuesday, Lindsay Lohan is extending her stay in rehab (and looks like she’s gained some healthy weight), and Britney Spears is still avoiding getting her @@@@... 

Lately I’ve noticed a lot of very unhappy young ladies in Hollywood… Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, the Olsen Twins… I used to be an unhappy young lady too. Extremely unhappy. Except I didn’t know how sad I really was. And I would venture to guess that the young ladies of Hollywood today don’t know just how sad they are either. Sure, they seem to have everything, but do they really? If their lives are... 

My goodness it’s been a crazy week for me. As I mentioned on Tuesday, the water heater at my office blew up. The blast was so strong, a part of the water heater flew through a wall. Now the office is being ripped up, from the carpeting to the baseboards, and beyond. Quite a mess, I must say. While the repairs are being done, we’re hunkering down at our other office. A MUCH smaller office, where we have to share desks and there... 

By now, I’m sure you’ve heard that Lindsay Lohan was photographed passed out in the front seat of her friend’s car (just two days after her DUI arrest, mind you), and that Britney Spears wrote a letter to her fans claiming that she hit rock bottom in rehab. The same rehab facility that Lindsay is rumored to have entered today, by the way. Honestly, I don’t even know what to say anymore. I’m disgusted by the fact that these girls’... 

So Miss USA almost lost her crown because she’s an underage drunken whore. But are we really surprised at her behavior? I mean, isn’t this the direction in which our country is headed? We can barely go a day without seeing famous naked body parts or celebrities in rehab. One could argue that Tara Conner is actually the ideal Miss USA because (sadly) she does, in fact, represent America’s idea of a young woman. It’s a twisted idea,... 

Tara Reid may have gotten her boobs and stomach fixed, but she’s still a drunk. Long live Taradise! “I think the reason I never ended up in as much trouble as Paris [Hilton] or Lindsay [Lohan] is that I’m not stupid, so I’d never do a lot of the things those girls do. You’ll never read a story about me going out and partying when I’m supposed to be working, showing up on a set drunk or missing a day, never....